pinkiepieclone:

carondelet:

sourwolfwrangler:

So Amazon is gonna pay people to write fanfics for them as long as:

• they have no sex
• they have no foul language
• they have no crossovers

This will end well for them.

I predict fluff.

Or maybe just lint.

“Hi” said Lt. Felix Gaeta of the Battlestar Galactica. “Hello” replied the Cylon. “I’m not terribly fond of you” said the lieutenant. “Nor I of you” the Cylon answered. The two proceeded to talk over some kelp tea and work on their aggression issues. The end.

Pay me.

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spiletta42:

nothingmysticaljustchemicals:

matilda3663:

the-hatency:

calins:

viagravated:

coralleighh:

tanlines-:

is this a sick joke

Its not a site for kids…..

pardon me while i punch myself oh my god

am I on punkd when are the cameras coming out

I’m sorry but what really pisses me off is the comma after content… Why are we fucking pausing mid sentence?! 

WHAT??? First, they promised there will be NO any changes … and now, this? damn LIARS! YAHOO was never trustworthy!!!

”This is the story of how my favorite website lost all of its users, it all started when these fucktards at Yahoo went batshit insane, thinking they’d be all trendy and whateverthefuck”

Here’s a preview of what Tumblr will look like after Yahoo! has made it safe for kids:

image

…bye-bye, Tumblr. *sigh*

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"

We have shows like 30 Rock and Parks and Recreation struggling to stay on every season, and shows like Two and a Half Men and Big Bang Theory having no trouble at all. Shows like the latter two, which capitalize on trivializing women and their roles or attempting to put them in “their place,” become the most popular and successful shows on TV. So this poses a grander question: Why does our society enjoy sexism so much? Or, more importantly, why is our supposedly progressing world so opposed to breaking this sexist quo? You might say that it doesn’t matter – it’s just a TV show. But it’s not “just” anything. Everything matters, especially television. Everyone enjoys television, and until that arena of entertainment can employ more ladies and create shows that demonstrate the depths of different types of characters – women, people of color, and the LGBTQ community – our society that is so incredibly susceptible to what’s on that silver screen is going to continue to inherently absorb sexism.

So when shows like 30 Rock go off the air, that precious air time is replaced by shows that still present women as sex objects, dumb blondes, nagging wives, emotional coworkers, or ugly neighbors. We, unfortunately, still live in a world where a show run by women is a landmark, but we have to hold tight to those landmarks and make sure they keep breaking down those discriminatory norms.

"

Anisha Ahuja, I’m Sad 30 Rock Ended (And Why You Should Be Too) on Feminspire.com (via 30rockasaurus)

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nicoleanell:

sjwashere:

The awkward moment when you’re super happy and everyone around you is pissed.

The Agathon Family Story

nicoleanell:

sjwashere:

The awkward moment when you’re super happy and everyone around you is pissed.

The Agathon Family Story

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stfuconservatives:

aknightlight:

jackpowerx:

acornfarm:

defilerwyrm:

AHAHAHA NOT QUITE, OP, NOT QUITE


FUCKING NAILED IT

A+ commentary!

THANK YOU

I had seen the original making the rounds. Glad to see it got a proper rebuttal.

Wow, whoever made the original sure is clueless.

stfuconservatives:

aknightlight:

jackpowerx:

acornfarm:

defilerwyrm:

AHAHAHA NOT QUITE, OP, NOT QUITE

FUCKING NAILED IT

A+ commentary!

THANK YOU

I had seen the original making the rounds. Glad to see it got a proper rebuttal.

Wow, whoever made the original sure is clueless.

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goodfuckingcoffee:

first of all, who let me get so emotionally invested in a television show

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BABY DUCK FALLING ASLEEP

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most awkward non-love triangle ever

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REBLOG IF ITS OKAY IF I PUT SOMETHING FUCKING WEIRD AS FUCK IN YOUR INBOX

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Five major scandals the media isn’t obsessing about

think-progress:

Are these things more important than edits to talking points?

Judge for yourself.

1. Carbon pollution reaches historic highs, threatening human existence

2. The devastating impact of sequestration on kids, cancer patients and first responders.

3. Massive cuts to food stamps for the most vulnerable.

4. 1,100 workers die in a Bangladesh factory collapse, and American retailers continue business as usual.

5. 4,150 gun deaths from gun violence since Newtown…

(read more: click above link)

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Reblog this if you’ll still be active in the Warehouse 13 fandom after the last episode airs

spiletta42:

I’ll likely be more active, because I don’t like to write long fics for open canons.

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